Best on the day Hallowe’en I’ve seen so far! 😀
From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, the Top Ten Signs that Your Girlfriend Might be a Damn Zombie:
10. She’s been nibbling on your ear a lot lately…but she never did that before.
9. She wants you for your brains. No, not the thoughts in your brains. You don’t have any because you’re stupid. She wants your actual brains.
8. She bumps into walls more than usual.
7. You handed her your credit card and shouted, “Free shopping spree on me, baby!” She sniffed said card and upon determining that it wasn’t brains, chucked it her over her shoulder.
6. She keeps trying to take selfies with other she-zombies but her lips keep falling off whenever she tries to do the duck face.
5. She looks really mad at you. You ask her why she’s mad at you and she’s all like, “Grr…argh…I think you know why…grr….”
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