Love this from Charles Yallowitz – but how does he know so much about this trade… >< 😉
- Every article of clothing that you own has a hidden weapon. This makes doing laundry very difficult and it is not uncommon for a knife to get stuck in the lint trap. Let’s not even get into the challenge of removing blood from silk.
- You don’t remember the last time your phone rang and it wasn’t a gravel-voiced man with a request or sultry femme fatale. There was that elderly librarian calling about a late fee, but that was for one of your aliases. So it doesn’t count. Especially since you’re pretty sure that persona died in a bus accident.
- You only have two modes: charming and cold. There is nothing in the middle and you switch so easily that you aren’t sure which one is the real you. One time you tried to be friendly and it resulted in 17 deaths, 3 collapsed buildings, and a cruise…
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