You’ll see a lot of !!!!! in here.
You can blame Terry Pratchett, particularly in Maskerade (a Phantom of the Opera spoof with Witches)…
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
I love Terry – he embodies all of my favourite cerebral things, but mostly by being funny AND wise. So punctuation, unlike grammar is very important to me because it gives the words a lift, usually in how loud the words are being said 😉
I’m also a big fan of the ‘-‘* and the ‘…’ but you can’t find such great quotes for those lol
*please don’t get me started on dashes and en-ing or em-ing… It’s just a waste of everyone’s time!!!!!